Most realistic golf game: it took me 428 strokes to finish a hole

Most realistic golf game: it took me 428 strokes to finish a hole — Culture | The Guardian
Source: Culture | The Guardian

I have always struggled with golf, which is why golf video games used to feel like salvation. The Mega Drive’s PGA Golf gave simple, forgiving controls: tap to start the swing, tap for power, tap for the sweet spot. Later innovations — thumb-pad swing sims and the Wii’s motion controls — added variety, but they remained straightforward to master.

Normal Golf Game, which has a demo on Steam, deliberately does the opposite. Created by Luke Muscat, the developer behind Fruit Ninja and Jetpack Joyride, it uses a ragdoll stickman and direct limb control: you move the arms with the mouse while two pairs of keys change stance and club face angle.

The concentration required is intense; you must watch your limbs and the club face at once, and perfect shots land only about 10% of the time. The game is also often very funny. The script lands, and the demo peppers the solitary hole with surreal objectives — destroying signs, striking hidden gongs, even landing the ball in gigantic toilets.

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